- My brother picks up this inflatable dolphin which i named Alfons.
- Dad : Your granddad's name was Alfons.
- Brother : What?! Our Granddad was a dolphin.
1 week ago on May 19, 2012 at 09:53am
Listening to peoples rants on Google translate, provides me so much amusement even funnier when there grammar is appalling.
1 week ago on May 18, 2012 at 07:18pm
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Title: The Thoughts That Give Me The Creeps
Artist: Hellogoodbye
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Oh no, what if I never knew your name?
Oh my god, the thought’s insane
3 weeks ago on May 04, 2012 at 05:47pm
i feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry one girl.
Cause we’re resistent the whole way, until we meet one girl and we think: “I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great.”
But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option or something. I know girls that married they’re like: “Oh he’s got a good job.”
I mean, they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around.
i better get a good job so i can get someone to marry me
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and da bamboo is niiicce.
